phan-in-kilts:

2009dan:

[sees dans icon on dash] [squints to make sure the url actually says danisnotonfire]

the fake dans are the reasons i have trust issues

"I have nothing against gay people but-"
someone who is about to make it very clear that they have something against gay people (via felixdawkins) ←
joshdunit:

come on, come on and let me ini’m cruising on your thighs, leave my fingerprints 

joshdunit:

come on, come on and let me in
i’m cruising on your thighs, leave my fingerprints 


WWA Tour: Phoenix - September 16, 2014 [x]

WWA Tour: Phoenix - September 16, 2014 [x]

innuendohowell:

dansfire:

hEL O InTERNET

he looks like a very startled giant.

innuendohowell:

dansfire:

hEL O InTERNET

he looks like a very startled giant.

fucking-landshark:

slightlydanobsessed:

i would love to play mini golf with this pair

fuck dan’s perfectly tanned, skinny, hairless legs. i want a leg like that. 

fucking-landshark:

slightlydanobsessed:

i would love to play mini golf with this pair

fuck dan’s perfectly tanned, skinny, hairless legs. i want a leg like that. 

phantasticalities:

these guys are such nerds why do i have an entire blog dedicated to them

ruinedchildhood:

Chuckie experiences his first existential crisis.

lasht-n:

i don’t even know what 5sos are doing to your dashboard anymore

lasht-n:

i don’t even know what 5sos are doing to your dashboard anymore